Friday, 4 March 2016

Survival Hack: How To Open A Can With A Machete, Just In Case


You're stranded somewhere with a machete, a can -- and no plan.
Let Crazy Russian Hacker show you how to open the can with the big blade and keep the food from spilling out.
We're thinking maybe some of us might have a Swiss Army Knife on hand instead of a machete, but this is the Internet. And we're not going to argue with a skilled man holding a machete.

Man 'caught trying to rape eight-year-old girl' stripped naked and tied up in public shaming



A man, who was allegedly caught trying to rape an eight-year-old girl, was stripped naked in an attempt to publicly shame him before been handed to the police. The incident we heard took place in the Santa Brigida neighbourhood on the outskirts of San Miguel in eastern Argentina.
 He was reportedly dragged from the scene and had his hands tied with a rope before being paraded through a town. The man was reluctantly handed over to a policewoman before he was being handcuffed and bundled into a patrol car. The baying mob who handed him to the police was heard shouting insults at him while some were insinuating that he should have been killed before the arrival of the police.

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Behold The Famous Two-Nosed Dog Named Toby




They call him Toby-One Kenobi, but also Toby Two-Nose -- that sounds like a gangster name.
When Todd Ray heard about a dog with two noses, he couldn't turn up his own nose at the pooch.
Ray is the owner of the Venice Beach Freakshow in Los Angeles. He also holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of two-headed animals so unusual animals are his specialty.
But while Ray has owned many multi-headed or multi-limbed animals, he's never had one that possessed two noses.
That is, until Toby, a 2-year-old Australian Shepherd that was rescued a year ago after it was abandoned in Fresno by its previous owners.
"He was picked up by the dog catcher," Ray told The Huffington Post. "I heard about him and contacted them and they said it was almost at the end of his time. They were going to put him down."
Luckily, an animal rescue group nosed its way in and saved Toby from being put down.
Ray was then allowed to adopt the two-snouted shepherd and add him to a pet menagerie that includes Pinky, a two-legged Chihuahua and Rocky, a five-legged miniature doberman pinscher.
Ray was initially worried that the two noses might present breathing problems, such as a hole inside the mouth linked to the nasal area.
However, a vet who closely examined Toby's two noses said the dog is perfectly healthy.
Now, Ray suspects his pooch with the twin proboscis actually has a supersized sense of smell.
"He can sniff out anything," Ray said. "I can throw a ball where no one can see it and he'll still pick it out."
Toby not only has two noses, but also two nicknames.
"I call him Toby-One Kenobi, but also Toby Two-Nose -- that sounds like a gangster name," Ray laughed.

OPEN HEAVENS SATURDAY 5TH MARCH 2016 TOPIC: LIVING ABOVE NATURAL LIMITS


MEMORISE:

Jesus saith unto her, saith I not unto Thee, that, if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God. John 11:40

READ: Psalm 67:1-7
1. God be merciful unto us, and bless us; and cause his face to shine upon us; Selah.

2. That thy way may be known upon earth, thy saving health among all nations.

3. Let the people praise thee, O God; let all the people praise thee.

4. O let the nations be glad and sing for joy: for thou shalt judge the people righteously, and govern the nations upon earth. Selah.

MESSAGE:

The presence of God in a life makes the difference. When you carry the presence of God, you will see the invisible and hear the inaudible.

Prior to my becoming a member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, I realized that with all my degrees and certificates, I was still going through a lot of hardship, but the moment I surrendered my whole life to the Lord, I began to experience the supernatural.

God saw my hunger for Him and He responded to my needs. God is always ready to do great things through the lives of those who seek Him. The moment you yield totally to Him, you will begin to operate above natural limits. Without this supernatural ability, you will remain a common man and you will always have common results.

In Acts 2:1-4, after the disciples had encounter with the Holy Spirit on the day of Pentecost, they began to speak with new tongues which turned them into a class of different people. They began to do exploit. The things they could not do before became very easy for them. They were casting out devils and speaking with new tongues. The Lord was confirming their ministry daily with signs and wonders.

The moment you believe God and you allow Him to do His will in your life, you will become a visible evidence for the world to see. Your prayers become easily answered and every fear of the impossible will begin to give way to boldness.

You will begin to do what you wouldn’t have thought you were capable of doing. This is why I am always conscious of His presence in my life, because if His presence is removed, I no longer exist. God does not want you to remain and operate in the valley.

If your eyes are set on the Lord, you will discover that the closer you get to Him, the higher and farther away He is. When we see the miracles of God around us, it means we are beholding the glory of God. 
As we study the immeasurable miracles of God as recorded in the scriptures and as seen in our everyday life, it bears record of what God is capable of doing.

One of my daughters got a report from the doctor saying that she will never be able to bear a child. This report was premised on the fact that her womb was too small to nurture a child to the point of delivery, so she had been having miscarriages whenever the pregnancies got to a certain month.

But a medical report is not always God’s report, besides, it is whatever report you believe that will manifest in your life, so my daughter believed the report of the Lord and she was getting ready to see the glory of God. At this particular time, she was pregnant and the Lord kept her till the point of delivery. By the time she was about to deliver, this same daughter whose medical report indicated she will never be able to keep a baby delivered four babies at the same time.

There is a user of this devotional, I prophesy into your life; every negative report you are carrying that is making you weep shall be rendered useless in Jesus’ name. If only you can believe in the Word of God, you will experience the glory of God. God dwells in the realms of the supernatural, and as a child of God, you are expected to experience the miraculous at all times.

KEY POINT:

When you follow God nothing will be able to limit you.

BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: John 12:20-14:14 and Job 32:1-14.

GOOD MORNING & HAPPY WEEKEND